Kit Kincade, American, with diamond-studded ears and friends in low places, believes women are little more than a life support system to an ovary. Shelly Green, pinstripe-underpanted, cultured, classical guitarist, thinks optimism is an eye disease and hates all men. According to a Desperate and dateless reality TV competition they are the perfect pair. A computer has matched them with huge financial rewards if they can survive their five-star honeymoon on a paradise island.